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Wife discovers

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion…… and the husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass.His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?”“Yes,” sighs the husband.She’s my ex-wife.

She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago,and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”“My God!” says the wife.“Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”

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